From Freakipedia - Satyr

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Satyr is a mythical being from ancient Greece. Satyrs are direct descendants of the Diony-cerous, who were marginally less mythical. Myth is of course a direct descendant of Mithye Kotha, which in ancient Bengali means lie, as in "truth lies everywhere." However it might be wrong to dismiss a satyr as a lie because impossible is nothing as Justine Henin once said so cutely and as some nameless sports-goods manufacturer hijacked equally cutely. A Satyr is usually Hairy, which becomes more confusing, but that's life. A satyr is also lustful and merry, which is because AIDS wasn't invented in those mythical days. But that is why people become lustful and merry on Satyrdays. Lustful also means horny, which explains the satyr's appearance to some extent. Satyr is rural, though satyrs are plural.

Satyr is also a misspelled figure of speech which involves making sarcastic comments cleverly disguised as bull. However it is permitted to replace the bull with a horse which might get one's goat. Irony, derision and wit are mixed in a satyr in equal proportions. When the proportions go awry, a satyr becomes unbalanced. That is exactly when the significance of four legs becomes apparent, though how that affects a figure of speech is a matter of debate and discussion.